well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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