He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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