FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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