pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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