Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
