At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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