i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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