their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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