question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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