OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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