I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm like, not good at living.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize