I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
