a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
where are you?
Hypothermia
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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