butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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