Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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