Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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