fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
our cab driver is having phone sex.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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