Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she looked like the before picture.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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