So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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