hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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