We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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