You're a womanizer and a bitch.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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