So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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