The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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