did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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