I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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