The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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