my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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