I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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