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Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you will always have a special place in my vag
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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