She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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