question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
This is the high leading the old right now
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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