my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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