FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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