I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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