i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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