Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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