Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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