Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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