If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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