I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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