god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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