What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize