I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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