i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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