Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
