hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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