margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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