I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My breasts were aching with rage.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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