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• (408): View more from California

  I think I just got seasick

  (409): View more from Texas

  you're not on a boat

  (408): View more from California

  he has a waterbed.

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• (530): View more from California

  If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions

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• (707): View more from California

  Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?

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