i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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