no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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