Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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