stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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