i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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